Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!
It was too hot to think yesterday. (~102F)
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion. (Associated Press)
update: I forgot to mention, some of them are not kidding …
PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.
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